ADVENTURES OF ADMINING (yes I know that is not a word shut up it is now)

So it has been a while, hasn’t it? Well, I can explain it very easily- I’m terrible at being consistent. Also I had a glitch with the login that kept saying my password was wrong and making me wait 10 minutes to retry, which was too long for my attention span, so I just forgot. I am the WORST at this. So I finally got around to fixing it, and I’ll try to keep a steady schedule. So with that outta the way, I have funny anecdotes from my “job”, which is being an administrator of a Team Fortress 2 server. Not much happens, so when anything happens, its noteworthy. But anyway, one day me and my friends were hanging out, chatting and joking and slapping the hell outta each other with fish, when some random guy joined. Now this wasn’t odd, people connect all the time, but he had the most uncannily accurate aim. This aroused my suspicions, and so I decided to take a closer look. As it turns out, he was not only cheating, but blatantly. I tested this by using the Cloak and Dagger invis watch for spy, which allows me to remain fully invisible while its active, at the cost of movement speed, and stood in the most out of the ordinary spots that NOBODY would be in. What did he do? Locked right on and BOOM. Headshot. Obviously cheating, I told him to stop cheating before I took action. He dared me to try to do anything. Issue is, I couldn’t do anything at that point, because I was only an apprentice admin, and apprentices aren’t able to issue a ban, and all the senior admins were offline or in a different game. So I had the issue of how do I get rid of him without the ability to ban him? So my friend Winter (another apprentice admin) decided to duel him as sniper to prove his ego, and I recorded the view of the cheater. After about 15 minutes of capturing evidence, I finally had an idea of how to get rid of him. A long while back, I got banned by the automatic chat filter for typing into the chat “Get good, Get LMAOBOX” (a common hack, if you use the free version you spam chat with that bind, so servers have filters to ban people who use that in chat). I got unbanned because it was a misunderstanding on the automatic filter’s part, but I asked him to type that in chat. Best part is, he did. And we had woken up a manager at like 11:30 to join for NO REASON, and me and Winter had handled it. The manager wasn’t even mad, he was actually rather impressed at our ingenuity. And for the next few days weeks months, I told people this story. Whew, I hope you liked reading this, as I said before, I will try to get a regular setup going. See y’all next time!

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