A short Doom Rant

So as you might guess, I like the game series “DooM”. I have played through every installment, and done some really tough challenges and pretty much mastered the originals. And out of all of the games, the one enemy I would pick to be deleted out of the game series permanently is the face of pure pain and children’s tears, the Arch-Vile. This thing is STUPID. It can hit you with its attack from anywhere on the map, as long as it can see you. IT DEALS A WHOLE 90 DAMAGE. THAT IS PRETTY MUCH ALL YOUR HEALTH. As a bonus, you get tossed up in the air if you do somehow survive, so everything else can take a potshot. And it has a metric ton of health. Oh, and did I mention it can REVIVE DEAD ENEMIES? ANY DEAD ENEMY, EXCEPTING BOSSES? Yeah, where is the downside? I am actually reading the wiki page on it and seeing if out of my probably thousands of hours of experience I missed something about them. Also apparently they are THE fastest enemy in the game excepting a charging lost soul. Apparently they can be hurt by their own attack… that isn’t that powerful of a weakness. Enemies also apparently will never fight one even when provoked because it is hard coded for them to ignore being damaged by one? So lemme get this straight. An enemy that is fast, has a ton of health, can hit you with an extremely damaging attack, can hit you as long as he sees you, can revive fallen foes, and is IMMUNE to monster infighting, but hey, it takes damage from its own attack! Seems pretty balanced to me, said no one ever. I always HATE hearing them on maps, as I know there is a walking ammo drain right there, that can really screw me over if I let it live for more than a second. Seriously, who thought this was a legit idea that was good? It makes the game painful to play as it just undoes your work. In terms of pure power, this thing is on par with bosses, but the level designers use them in what feels like every other level. Yeah I know, its *hell* but seriously? At least their death animation is satisfying, getting to hear their death gurgles as their body collapses in on itself. Anyway, just wanted to rant a bit. See you guys next time!

Aaaannd they are back….

So I did a post on the spambots, and the more hilarious examples of them, and I figured that was a one off thing. THERE ARE MORE, AND THEY ARE FUNNY. I’m saving the one I got an E-Mail notification for last, as it motivated me to write this up, and go through them all.
ALSO BEFORE WE GET INTO IT, FINALLY A PERSON! SOMEONES READING THIS! I DON’T KNOW WHY!

I keep listening to the news update lecture about receiving boundless online grant applications so I have been looking around for the top site to get one. Could you advise me please, where could i acquire some? ebffgeddfffedfef
Why exactly do there exist spambots that are blatantly spambots? Does this really fool people? I mean the run-on sentences and random letters at the end kinda are red flags in my opinion….

You know the one where the guy points his phone at a local restaurant and reviews his friends have
left pop up. There’s nothing more frustrating to the viewer (and the potential buyer) than seeing a
video of a once in a lifetime event and hearing the person filming saying
nothing but “Oh my God” over and over again. If
you are looking for a way to rid yourself of all of life.
So, several points. 1. I do not know this ad, and 2. that last sentence. It is a fragment, and what exactly do you mean by “looking for a way to rid yourself of all life”? We talking suicide? If that’s it, remember cut wrists horizontally for attention, and vertical for results. (I should not be consulted for advice)

はじめまして!通りがかりの者で急のコメントで失礼します。身体のあちこちの黒ずみってツライですよね、ほんとに。わたしも正直だいぶ耐えに耐えましたが、あの美白クリーム買ってから良さげになりましたよ。(Translation:
Nice to meet you! I’m sorry for being a passer and rushing with a sharp comment. The darkening around the body is trivial, is not it? I also endured tolerance quite honestly, but I bought that whitening cream well.)
So, this one I am gonna ignore the grammatical stuff like “being a passer and rushing with a sharp comment” as just the language divide, as I did just go copy paste into Google Translate, but what exactly are you selling here? “whitening cream”? Like for baggy eyes or something?

I always emailed this blog post page to all my associates, as
if like to read it next my contacts will too.
This one is generic, and several hundred spam my posts. The name of the poster, on the other hand….
“How to learn colors number surprise eggs toy for kids m&m chocolate” is arguably not generic.

If you are playing in another town and want vampires to come into your town (if
the ‘Late Night” expansion is installed) you’ll need to turn on the story progression for at least a couple of days to get both vampires and celebrities in your town. Nicely, in circumstance you in actuality are like most other purchasers of women’s Harley Davidson boots, you would would would instead preserve them for so extended as probable. However, with so many designer bags available to choose from, how can anyone choose the most popular and most valuable one.
What… the… What are you talking about? You went from some thing about vampires and video game expansions to Harley Davidson women’s boots, and designer bags. (EDIT: I googled the “late night expansion” and found out its a Sims 3 thing. It adds vampires and a “nightlife” to your game.

HB
OK.

Salman Khan and Asin are coming together in this movie after their last movie London Dreams.
Their courtship may have been short, but it is still made very believable
by de la Baume’s ability to effortlessly draw people to her as
Djuna. Movie previews could be witnessed in a genuine manner because of which you get to realize all those features that are necessary for maintaining perfect quality standards
in an exceptional manner.
Good for them… but what does this have to do with me having internet issues at a hotel and DooM?

Hello there! I could have sworn I’ve visited this site before but after browsing through
a few of the posts I realized it’s new to me. Anyways, I’m definitely pleased I discovered it
and I’ll be book-marking it and checking back often!
Im dead. not because of the comment, but because someone named their bot “videos porno de republica dominicana en porno.com .do”. Just take that in. SOMEONE LITERALLY NAMED IT THAT AND THOUGHT IT OK.

Its like you read my mind! You appear to know a lot about
this, like you wrote the book in it or something.
I think that you could do with a few pics to drive the message home a little bit,
but other than that, this is great blog. An excellent read.
I’ll definitely be back
(Immediately followed by this)
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A fantastic read. I will definitely be back.
Seems familiar, like I just read this…. nah its just me.

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Being flattered by bots is still being praised. I accept this glorious praise and bestow upon you more posts.

And now for the one thing that showed up in my email and caused this whole thing.
I got an E-Mail notifying me of comments, and the first one listed was, and I quote,
“Hello! viagra from india”. Just that. NOTHING ELSE. This is probably not that funny, thinking about it now…. whatever. It still made me laugh. Not something you expect to see in ones mailbox.
Anyway, I think that sums it up. Cya next time, year, or whenever I remember this blog exists.